Blog Archive: Processes/Systems/Finances


Matzoh Ball Money

My family used to host Passover.

We’d have about 50 people over at our house.

It was so much fun to be with friends and family.

One time things got a little cray cray.

By Justin Krane


Princess Leia’s Shiz Nits

Princess Leia is a bad ass.

Especially when it has to do with getting something that she wants.

Like Han Solo’s chest hair.

But some crazy nut named Jabba the Hut was keeping her loverboy Han Solo captive.

By Justin Krane


Karaoke Wig Night

I was on this panel at an event for small business owners.

Everyone on the panel was chillin’ with their handsfree wireless lavalier mic.

One of the panelists forgot she was already mic’d. She thought she needed a handheld microphone.

By Justin Krane


What You Can Do Now To Increase Your Cash Flow

I recently spoke with a new student about his business. Prior to joining our Business School, John experienced a tremendous decrease in revenue.

Despite putting his best face forward, he was stressed and not taking a salary.

He was worried – as anyone would be – about how to rebuild and get his cash flow back to where it used to be.

By Fabienne Fredrickson


My Wife Wouldn’t Hold My Hand

I asked my wife to hold my hand.

Yep. I’m a total mush cookie.

She said no. Totally turned me down. I guess I had it comin’.

By Justin Krane


Hospital Evicts 800 Pound Man

This 800 pound guy got kicked out of a hospital.

For ordering a pizza.

Nutzo.

By Justin Krane


Trump’s Boo-Font in Baby Stroller

This mom’s stroller was Hyaj.

Jersey talk for huge. Like the size of Donald Trump’s Boo-Font Hairpiece.

By Justin Krane


Shvitz City

Man I was shvitzing (Yiddish for sweating).

I was grilling outside at the barbecue. In 100 degree weather.

What was I thinking? Probably some weird form of manliness. Without the musky cologne and white tank top.

By Justin Krane


(Hilarious) Employee Caught on Camera

This guy was caught on camera.

He wasn’t stealing anything.

He was just busting out his Michael Jackson dance moves. This guy had some serious moves. The robot, the running man, the moonwalk – he even tried the Maca-Rena.

By Justin Krane


How to Make Your Own Luck

Let’s talk about luck.

How to get lots of it (the good kind baby).

And, how to create it so you are never without it.

By Justin Krane

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